I Ain't tha 1

(Ice Cube do you think you could give me some money to get my hair done?)
What's wrong with your hair right now!
(Well, you know, I get it done every week and I need my nails done too)
Look, I'ma tell you like this!

I ain't the one
The one to get played like a pooh butt
See I'm from the street, so I know what's up
On these silly games that's played by the women
I'm only happy when I'm goin' up in 'em

But you know, I'm a menace to society
But girls in biker shorts are so fly to me
So I step to 'em, with aggression
Listen to the kid, and learn a lesson today

See they think we narrow minded
'Cause they got a cute face and big-behinded
So I walk over and say "How ya doin'?"
See I'm only down for screwin', but you know
Ya gotta play it off cool

'Cause if they catch you slippin, you'll get schooled
And they'll get you for your money, son
Next thing you know you're gettin' their hair and they nails done for 'em
Now, they'll let you show 'em off
But when it comes to sex, they got a bad cough
Or a headache, it's all give and no take

Run out of money and watch your heart break
They'll drop you like a bad habit
'Cause a brother with money
Yo', they gotta have it
Messin' with me though, they gets none
You can't juice Ice Cube girl
'Cause I ain't the one

(Girl, you got to get these brothers for all the money you can, honey)
('Cause if they ain't got no money, they can't do nothin' for me but get out of my face)
(I know what you mean girl, it ain't nothin' right jumpin' off unless he got dollar's)

Sometimes I used to wonder
How the hell an ugly dude get a fine girl's number
He's gettin' juiced for his Ducats
I tell a girl in a minute
"Yo', I drive a bucket"
And won't think nuttin' of it

She can ride or walk, either leave it or love it
I show her that I'm not the O, the N-E
Say I'm a ruthless N-I double-G-A!
'Cause I'm gamin' on a female that's gamin' on me
You know I spell girl with a "B"

A brother like me is only out for one thing, I think with my ding-a-ling
But I won't bring no flowers to your doorstep when we goin out
'Cause you'll take it for granted, no doubt
And after the date, I'ma want to do the wild thing
You want lobster, huh? I'm thinkin' Burger King
And when I take you, you get frustrated
You can't juice Ice Cube and you hate it

But you see, I don't go nuts
Over girls like you with the big ol' butts
It start comin' out the pocket, to knock it
But when the damage is done
You can only lay me girl, you can't play me girl
For the simple fact that, I ain't the one

(I don't care how they look if they got money, we can up but they ain't gettin' none)
(Yeah, I just make 'em think they gonna get some, play up they mind a lil bit and get that money)
(Oh, Ice Cube, can I have some money please?)

Give you money why bother
'Cause you know I'm lookin' nothin' like your father
Girl, I can't be played or ganked
Ganked means, gettin' took for your bank

Or your gold or your money or somethin'
Nine times outta ten, she's giving up nothin'
They get mad when I put it in perspective
But let's see if my knowledge is effective

To the brother's, man they robbin' you blind
'Cause they fine with a big behind, but pay it no mind
Keep your money to yourself homie
And if you got enough game
You'll get her name and her number without going under

You can't leave 'em and love and stay above 'em
I used to get no play now she stay behind me
'Cause I said I had a Benz 190
But I lied and played the one
Just to get some now she feels dumb

To my homies it's funny
But that's what you get trying to play me for my money
Now don't you feel used?
But I don't give hoot, huh, because I knock boots
You shouldn't be so damn material
And try to milk Ice Cube like cereal

How many times do I have to say it?
'Cause if I have to go get a gun
You girls will learn, I don't burn
You think I'm a sucker
But I ain't the one

(But you said you love me)
I don't see no rings on this finger
(Why you doin me like this? I love you!)
Yeah, you love my money, I got what I wanted, beat it