Sexting (Bonus Track)

Hey, this is Luda, okay?
Look, I need you to do me a huge, favor
Uhm, c-can you please take your name, off of your phone?
Uhm, my-my girl went through my cell phone
And uhh, she may be calling you
So, so if you can please take your name off of that
And-and-and just have it as-as a number on the voicemail, okay?
You gotta do this for me, huge, quickly!

So I'm just sittin' in this rehab class
Tryin' to get myself unhooked on ass
So then my teacher asked me a question
Like, "Ludacris, are you over there sexting?"
Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T
Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O

My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
I said, my girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone

So I'm gettin' treated for my sex addiction
In a private clinic
And I need you to be sensitive 'bout my condition
'Cause I'm in it to win it
And I really don't wanna further disappoint my fans
And my teacher's a cougar
So I wish she'd lend a helpin' hand, a helpin' hand

Damn! Calm down, B-B-C, T-X-T a M-S-G
After class, come with me
And can I get a little bit of T-L-C?
She reply, "What the fuck?
F-Y-I, you're gonna flunk
S-M-H, it's such a shame you ain't learned a damn thang"

So I'm just sittin' in this rehab class
Tryin' to get myself unhooked on ass
So then my teacher asked me a question
Like, "Ludacris, are you over there sexting?"
Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T
Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O

My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
I said, my girl went through my cell phone (this is huge, okay)
My girl went through my cell phone (I need you to do this quickly, she went through my phone)
My girl went through my cell phone (she might be calling you, so just take your name off)
My girl went through my cell phone (and have it as a voicemail, do it now)

So I'm sittin' at the crib just chillin', and I'm mindin' my business
Got a text with a tongue out from a number I didn't recognize
I replied, "Who is this?" Quick back got a hit back
Said, "This is Stacy and I been missin' you
Had to change my number, so I went and got a new phone and a new tattoo"
A what? A new tattoo? Wow

Aww yeah, hurry quick
Can you send a nasty pic? So I can see right where it is
And I promise I won't show my friends (yeah, right!)
She replied, "Well okay B-T-W, by the way
S-M-H, it's such a shame that you ain't learned a damn thang"

So I'm just sittin' in this rehab class
Tryin' to get myself unhooked on ass
So then my teacher asked me a question
Like, "Ludacris, are you over there sexting?"
Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T
Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O

My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
I said, my girl went through my cell phone (this is huge)
My girl went through my cell phone (I need you to take your name off)
My girl went through my cell phone (of the voicemail)
My girl went through my cell phone (you gotta do it for me now, quickly)

So I pull up to the club stuntin' in a yellow Lamborghini
Half bent, black tint, five percent make it a little hard to see me
Stepped out, fresh out, headed straight for the do' on into the V.I.P
Next thing I got a text from a freaky Latina sayin'
"Is that you, I see? Is that you, Papi?"

So I B-B-M'd, abbreviate, yup and before the night gets too late
Let me hit you with a little Q&A, can I tap that ass? T-T-A!
She replied, "It all depends! It's me plus one, can I bring my friend?"
And all I could think was it's such a shame
That I ain't learned a damn thang

So I'm just sittin' in this rehab class
Tryin' to get myself unhooked on ass
So then my teacher asked me a question
Like, "Ludacris, are you over there sexting?"
Ha ha, O-M-G, L-O-L, K-I-T
Smiley faces, X and O's, L-M-F-A-O

My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone
My girl went through my cell phone

Look, I told you she's onto us
We probably only have about 24 more hours to live
I'm fearful for my life, and I think you should be fearful for yours
I mean, do you wanna have sex just once more?
Just c'mon, just let me get it in the hole one more time
Hole in one, quickly, it'll be huge, huge, trust me
I think we should do it, I mean we're gonna die anyway
Why not, you know? Heh, Luda!