Mona Lisa

What's up, y'all? This is Conner4Real
You know I've been all around the world, right?
But tonight, I'm on my dumb shit (hahaha)

I landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
And I couldn't believe what I saw

Mona Lisa
You're an overrated piece of shit
With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
And your smirk like you're hiding a dick
(What the fuck is this garbage?)

Mona Lisa
The original basic bitch
Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
Talk about a bait and switch
You ugly

I landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
There was trash all over and a very foul odor
The smell was that of a camel's ass
But even that wasn't as bad as

Mona Lisa
You're worse than the pyramids
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid?
(Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid)

And DaVinci
Must have sucked an art historian's dick
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
At the top of the all-time list of paintings

Mona
Lisa
I got to know

Where the fuck are your eyebrows?
I really wanna know
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
Get this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl

I am an American man
This is my native land
Where no one lies about paintings
But that's not the case in France
Where the naked ladies dance
And they look like Dennis Franz

You're so mangy, Mona
Hair part wider than a country road
Unless you count cats, she died alone, ah
The Mona Lisa sucks
La, da, da, da, da