You Crack Me Up

Oh my God, I can't believe my eyes
Underneath that ghostly pale, is that you?
Someone in your shape shouldn't be drivin'
Someone in your shape shouldn't be doin' anything at all

You should see yourself in the mirror
With your leather lips and your snake skin shoes
Do you have to shout in my ear?
Do me a favor
Just stop talking for a minute or two

Crack me up
You really, really do
With your sunglasses on, acting so young
Only I know what you're really up to
You break me up

No, I don't want to sit in your sports car
No, I don't want to hear a tune
All the locals say you'll go far
What's so funny?
They don't know you like I do

Crack me up
You twisted wreck
Shoutin' in the parking lot, gonna give it one more shot
Better hope they'll cash a check
Break me up

You better ask yourself a question
'Cause you can't live like this for long
You better listen to my suggestion
Before you wind up in somebody else's song

You crack me up
You really, really do
With your sunglasses on, acting so young
Only I know what you're really up to
Break me up

You crack me up
Break me up
Crack me up
Break me up
Crack me up