The Heat Is On (Live)

The heat is on in Saigon
The girls are ready to screw
One of these slits here will be Miss Saigon
And since we're stuck here in hell, what's a soldier to do?
This stink is making me choke
Turns out this war is joke
Turns out the joke is on you!

Hey Monsieur Chris

Monsieur John!

You've come to win Miss Saigon?

I've gotta get my friend laid, as a last souvenir

I love you pal but your bullshit, I've had up to here!

The heat is on in Saigon
But till they tell us we're gone

I'm gonna buy you a girl!

You can buy me a beer!

It's showtime!
From Haiphong to the Mekong Delta
May I present the most beautiful girls in Saigon!
Minnie!

See my bikini it's just the right size
(Yvette!)
Don't you enjoy how it rides up my thighs?
(Dominique!)
Look from behind; it'll knock out your eyes
(Yvonne!)
I'll show you, my special trophy of war
(Oh, she will!)
For a marine I'll show more!

You won't get up off the floor!
The heat is on in Saigon
Don't tell me I'm reassigned
All that chicken shit sucks
Tonight I'm out of my mind
Not to mention 10 bucks!

You all know her as "The Sex Toy from Hanoi"
Miss Gigi Van Tranh!

If I'm your pin-up
I'll melt all your brass
Stuck on the wall
With a pin in my ass
If you get me, we'll travel first class
I'll show you, we will make magic sherry!

You buy more tickets from me
The winner gets her for free!

The meat is cheap in Saigon
I used to love getting stoned
Waking up with some whore
I don't know why I went dead
It's not fun, anymore

How about something fresh from the country?
Untouched, legs unparted, parts uncharted. Kim!

I'm 17 and I'm new here today
The village I come from seems so far away
All of these girls here know much more what to say
But I know
I'm so much more than you see
A million dreams are in me

Good Jesus John, who is she?

The 'Cong is tight'ning the noose
Is it a week or a day
Or an hour we got
Tonight could be our last shot
Got to put it to use!

I got a fever, babe, and you're gonna catch it
I got an itch and, baby, you better scratch it
Mimi, Gigi, Yvette, or Yvonne
I'm gonna buy me a beer
Here's to you, Miss Saigon

Yvonne
Yvette
Fifi
Mimi
Kim
Gigi
Attention, s'il vous plaît, by popular demand
Miss Gigi Van Tranh is tonight's Miss Saigon!

The heat is on in Saigon
How'd we get used to the smell?
So let's get wasted, get high and get laid
I booked my party in hell!

And now who wins my little pussycat?
Number sixty-six!

Who takes care of you, baby?
You do. But will you take me to America?
Oh, come on, not right now
Hey! I'll make a good wife
I said no!
You prick!
(No, no, I'll take care of this)
This is bullshit!
Don't fuck with me!
It's okay, it's Gigi
She likes it rough, you know that
Come on, drink some more, play with your girls