Call Any Vegetable

This is a song about vegetables
They keep you regular, they're real good for ya

Call any vegetable (Call any vegetable)
Call it by name (Call any vegetable)
Call one today (Call any vegetable)
When you get off the train (Call any vegetable)
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Oh, the vegetable will respond to you

Some people don't go for prunes
I don't know, I've always found that if they

Call any vegetable (Call any vegetable)
Pick up your phone (Call any vegetable)
Think of a vegetable (Call any vegetable)
Lonely at home (Call any vegetable)
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you

Rutabaga, rutabaga
Rutabaga, rutabaga
Rutabay

A prune isn't really a vegetable
Cabbage is a vegetable
No one will know if you don't want to let them know
No one will know 'less it's you that might tell 'em so
Call and they'll come to you covered with dew
Vegetables dream of responding to you
Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide?

A lot of people don't bother about
Their friends in the vegetable kingdom
They think, "Ah, what can I say?
What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?"
But the answer is simple, my friends
Just call, and tell them how you feel about muffins, pumpkins
Wax paper, caledonia, mahoganies, elbows
And green things in general
And soon, a new rapport!
You and your new little green and yellow buddies, grooving together!
Oh no! Maintaining your coolness together!
Worshipping together in the church of your choice!
Only in America

Call any vegetable, call it by name
You gotta call one today when you get off the train
(Potato!)
Call any vegetable and the chances are good
Wow! That the vegetable will respond to you
Oh no! Can you see them responding?
The pumpkin is breathing hard
What a pumpkin



Credits
Writer(s): Frank Zappa
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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