Two-Player Game

Apocalypse of the Damned!
Level 9!
The Cafetorium!

Find the bad guy, push him aside
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother, gonna have your back
Then you stay on track and - ah! - remain on course
And if they give you a smack, you - gah! - you use your force
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame
Cause it's an f-ed up world, but it's a two-player game, hey

Dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette
It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet
You're just a nothing in this high school scheme
But it's no big, 'cause you and I are a team

We like out-of-print games, retro skates
Got a PacMan tattoo nobody here appreciates
But soon we'll be together where they do

Cause guys like us are cool in college
Cool in college, this I know
Guys like us are cool in college
We rule in college, listen, bro

High school is hell
But we navigate it well
Cause what we do
We make it a two-player game

Zombie!
Watch out!
Ah, ah!
Oh...

As losers we have fought together for years
Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers
Now we're stuck on a level and I wanna move on
Just wait two years whereupon
You'll realize

Guys like us are cool in college
Cool in college, won't be lame
Dude, I know, I get it
Guys like us are cool in college
But we're not in college
All the same

High school is whack
But we have each other's back
It's me and you
We made it a two-player game

Ah!
Oh
Zombie!
Blood!
Claws!
Pause...

You know that you are my favourite person
That doesn't mean that I can't still dream
Is it really true I'm your favewite pewson?
Yes, we're never not gonna be a team

High school is shit
And you gotta help me conquer it
It's just what we do
We make it a two-player game

Find the bad guy, push him aside
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother, gonna have your back
Then you stay on track and - ah! - remain on course
And if they give you a smack, you - gah! - you use your force
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame
Cause it's an f-ed up world, but it's a two-player game, hey

Two-player game
Two-player game
Hey-ey-ey



Credits
Writer(s): Joseph Iconis
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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