The Freshman

Not supposed to be like this
Y'know I used to be a real big fish
Never thought that I would miss being in high school
Nothing really feels the same, wasn't ready for this change
But no one else is even phased, feel so uncool

All my friends are blending in, wish I was adapting
But my socializing hours are just chock-full of undead men
Wish I didn't have to feel like such a freshman

Soon as I made one nice friend, campus vamps they fed on him
Seems a slayer just can't win for losing
Can't believe they cornered me
I escaped them very narrowly
Did anybody see where my moves went

Frat guys giving Jell-O shots to incoming women
Yes I see the patriarchy's alive and kickin'
Wish I didn't have to feel like such a freshman

And did I mention Giles has a girlfriend!
Or something, or something
And did I mention Giles has a girlfriend!
It's fucking weird

I went to The Bronze round ten
Hey Xander's back in town again
Spent his summer stri-i-pping for some ladies
He told me I was strong, he said
I have the strength & power to send
Sunday to her knees to beg for some mercy

Dropped a bunch of psych books on a teacher's assistant
Everyone's into Monet or else they've gone Kilmt-ing
Wish it didn't have to suck to feel like a freshman



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Writer(s): Jenny Youngs, Kristin Russo
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