Naked Automatically

I was walking down the street and I saw you looking at me
Now I don't know you and you don't know me, but hey
(Pause)
I went and asked for your name
You said "No"
I said "Look, all I wanna do is talk"
You said "I don't know you"
Fair enough, but then I pulled out my trump card.
And said "Hey"

I'm naked automatically
I'm naked automatically
I'm naked automatically
I'm naked automatically
I'm naked

And then she looked at me and she said "What did you say?"
And I said "I'm naked automatically babe!"
And she said "What does that even mean?"
And I said "Hey"
"Who really cares?"
And then she looked me and smiled
I don't know why to this day
And she wound up her right fist
And clocked me in the face
I woke up on the street an hour later
My face was throbbing and I couldn't see out of my left eye
But hey

I'm naked automatically
I'm naked automatically
I'm naked automatically
I'm naked automatically
I'm naked

Look, I'm really sorry for how I acted
This is Charlie Lamb
And I don't condone getting naked in front of women
Ever
It just shouldn't happen
Now listen here kids if a woman ever punches you
You probably deserved
Not always
But just take it
And just remember kids
Never tell a woman
Ever in your life (It will go bad)

You're naked automatically
You're naked automatically
(No you're not!)
You're naked automatically

Hey!