Psychological Evaluation

Minimal, vague
Viewing?
Big Bang Theory mostly
And BBC4 documentaries about transport infrastructure
"Cleanliness?"
I had a shower this morning, erm
Although I think I forgot to brush my teeth
"Physical well being?"
Tired. Limp. Better than yesterday
"Reading?"
I'm reading Oliver Twist by Charles
Dickens in very short nightly doses
"Sociability?"
Fear of social transgression with resulting isolation

Subject is male and Caucasian, lacking in weight and elevation
When faced with fear and confusion resorts to romantic illusion
Cannot do simple equations, but prone to self-congratulation
Too soon to draw a conclusion regarding human evolution

"Dreams?"
Oh, the usual; hanging from high places,
or lingering in endless post office queues
"Diet?"
Brown
"Waste products?"
Firm, if slightly irregular
"Emotions?"
Hmm

Subject is male and Caucasian, lacking in weight and elevation
When faced with fear and confusion resorts to romantic illusion
Cannot do simple equations, but prone to self-congratulation
Too soon to draw a conclusion regarding human evolution

"Emotions?"
You asked me that already. I'm fine, I think
"Self-image?"
Room for improvement
"Aspirations?"
To take more train journeys. And to be kinder
"Regrets?"
I've had a few. Should have learned French
"Listening?"
Human League, OMD, Kraftwerk, Soft Cell, Japan, Eurythmics,
Depeche Mode, Gary Numan, Heaven 17, Pet Shop Boys, Buggles, Ultravox,
Yazoo, Art Of Noise, Blancmange, Thomas Dolby,
Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Landscape,
M, New Musik, Propaganda, Visage, Yello



Credits
Writer(s): Neil Hannon
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