Cocaine or Kids?

Do you want cocaine or kids?
Life out on the skids?
'Cause in the end we're all tied up in chains
Do you want whiskey or a Coke?
Vitamins or dope?
It doesn't really matter 'cause we all die just the same

Well, sit on down and I'll tell you a story bout me and this old girl
She told me I was right for her and that I was her whole world
She told me I could tell her anything, she told me I should be free
But when I told her about my kink she said, you need therapy!

Do you want cocaine or kids?
Life out on the skids?
'Cause in the end we're all tied up in chains
Do you want whiskey or a Coke?
Vitamins or dope?
It doesn't really matter 'cause we all die just the same

Won't be my first time, it might be your last
But I'll try to step aside and realize my mind
You always get in the way with all the stupid shit you say
Well it doesn't really matter 'cause you'll give me a heart attack

Do you want cocaine or kids?
Life out on the skids?
'Cause in the end we're all tied up in chains
Do you want whiskey or a Coke?
Vitamins or dope?
It doesn't really matter 'cause we all die just the same

This song is really about redemption
And finding one's inner self
Hey, fuck your redemption, huh

Maybe the grass ain't always greener, the coke ain't always cleaner
I could go back and forth inside my mind forever
Shoot, I'll just get myself a house, few babies and a spouse
I'm gonna live slow and die whenever

Do you want cocaine or kids?
Life out on the skids?
'Cause in the end we're all tied up in chains
Do you want whiskey or a Coke?
Vitamins or dope?
It doesn't really matter 'cause we all die just the same

Now we're old and fat and I'm ok with that
But I still want to see what's in my plan
Because no one will ever see three old dudes and Z
But fuck it boys, let's be in a rock n' roll band

Do you want cocaine or kids?
Life out on the skids?
'Cause in the end we're all tied up in chains
Do you want whiskey or a Coke?
Vitamins or dope?
It doesn't really matter 'cause we all die just the same