It's On!

Peabodys all in a line, here come Miss Holy Alimony
Krazy Lady fine as wine and I'm just Stoney Baloney
She's outta my multiverse and I'm off my trolley
Was Goddamn, Sam! And Good golly, Miss Molly!

Told her if she got a dick, it's on
If she got a dick it's on, it's on
If she got a dick it is on, on, on
I told her: If you got a dick, it's on!

I said if she got a dick, it's on. Uh, huh
If she got a dick it is on, it is on. Oh, yeah...
If she got a dick, it is doggone on
I said if you got a dick, it's on!

That pickup line got me a top ten honorable mention
And about ten seconds undivided attention
But I always leave me holding the cup
And there ain't no way in hell what I can follow that up

But then again, Krazy Lady can't neither
I saw her face, now I'm a daydream believer
Then she gimme three steps toward the door
And I turned cartwheels 'cross the floor

She whispered: If you got a dick, it's on
If you got a dick, it's on, it's on
If you got a dick, it is on, on, on
She told me if I got a dick, it's on!

She whispered: If you got a dick, it's on
If you got a dick, it's on, it's on. Uh, huh
If you got a dick, it is puredee on
She hollered: If you got a dick, it's on!

If she got a dick it's on!
If she got a dick it's on, on, on!
If she got a dick it's on!
If she got a dick it's god damn oooon!

If you got a dick it's on!
If you got a dick it's on, on, on!
If you got a dick it's so damn on!
If you got a dick it's oooonnn!

Fade Out
If you got a dick it's on! Come on!
If you got a dick it's ooooon!
If you got a dick it's god damn on!
If you got a dick it's oh come on now!

If you got a dick it's ooooon!
If you got a dick it's on, on, on!
If you got a dick it's come right on!
If you got a dick it's on an on an on!



Credits
Writer(s): Todd Friedman
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