Horse

You got a little hitch to cross the Northern District line
Gonna find out why Cochrane's on your mind
Red Sucker river flowing red through your veins
We offer freedom and it's calling out your name

You better do your homework or don't unpack your bags
You gotta know how we do things before you raise our local flag

We got muddy bikes in our pick-up trucks
Mud-flaps flappin' and our flatboats docked
Northern pride, it's in our blood
We don't give in and we don't give up
Large black Timies, poutine and gravy
Homemade wine, like to get a little crazy
We make the rules, we write the book
With a beer in our hand and a minnow on a hook (Alright)
Take that, and the horse you rode in on

If you come around here knockin' on my door
Better wipe your feet before you walk across my floor
Yeah think about it, can you handle what you're looking for
Cause this is my house and you better know the score

You say you'd like some Northern Hospitality
Well those are mighty big words if you don't know what it means

We got muddy bikes in our pick-up trucks
Mud-flaps flappin' and our flatboats docked
Northern pride, it's in our blood
We don't give in and we don't give up
Large black Timies, poutine and gravy
Homemade wine, like to get a little crazy
We make the rules, we write the book
With a beer in our hand and a minnow on a hook
Take that, and the horse you rode in on

I'll put on the bit and bridle
I'll throw in the leather saddle
I'll even shine up spurs for your boots
From behind that horse's thrust
All I wanna see is a cloud of dust
Cause the only thing riding out of here is you

We got muddy bikes in our pick-up trucks
Mud-flaps flappin' and our flatboats docked
Northern pride, it's in our blood
We don't give in and we don't give up
Large black Timies, poutine and gravy
Homemade wine, like to get a little crazy
We make the rules, we write the book
With a beer in our hand and a minnow on a hook
Take that
And the horse you rode in on
Take that

(Couple chicken dinners for the winners!)