There Goes the Neighborhood

Ms. Adeline peeked out the curtains
And what did she see
But a Penske truck parked across the street
A shirtless hunk with a couch in his hands
And sunshine glistenin' off his washboard abs

Ooh ooh that ain't good
Ooh ooh there goes the neighborhood
There goes the neighborhood

His real estate lady was Emma Jean
Who's best friend Debby is the gossip queen
They got the housewives already lickin' their lips
For a six foot one single income no kids

Ooh ooh that ain't good
Ooh ooh there goes the neighborhood
There goes the neighborhood

Bobby's in her booty shorts joggin' on by
She must a made a loop around least ten times
And who's that puttin' on too much pretty
It's the high class white trash welcomin' committee

Ooh ooh that ain't good
Ooh ooh there goes the neighborhood
There goes the neighborhood

Ladies start your ovens
Let them kitchen timer's tick
That extra stick of butter
Might just do the trick

Will he fall for Brittany's biscuits
Or Hannah's honey ham
Don't look now but that chocolate cake's
About to hit the fan

For now they can just keep a twirlin' their hair
Tryin' to sneak a peak of his derriere
But it's all for not at the end of the day
When they find out that he swings the other way

Ooh ooh that ain't good
Ooh ooh there goes the neighborhood
Ooh ooh that ain't good
Ooh ooh there goes the neighborhood

There goes the neighborhood