Taxis in a Small Town

I'm a little too drunk to drive
And my boys got my back so that none of them give me a ride
I got on some whiskey so now I got you on my mind
If this was New York or L.A.,
nothin could stop me tonight from
makin the biggest mistake of my life

Thank God there ain't taxis in a small town
Cuz if there was I'd be callin one up right now
Flaggin down a yellow cab, jumpin in the backseat
Tell the driver the name of your street
Watch the meter spin around till we reach your house
Throw the money down and I'd be climbing out
Thank God there ain't,
thank God there ain't, thank God there ain't taxis in a small town

I regret it when I sobered up
Me and you ain't no good together
girl it's better that we're broken up
I dont why I forget that when I get drunk
Luckily for me I'm surrounded by cornfields and dirt road dust
Way out where no one will pick me up

Thank God there ain't taxis in a small town
Cuz if there was I'd callin one up right now
Flaggin down a yellow cab jumpin in the backseat
Tell the driver the name of your street
Watch the meter spin around till we reach your
house, throw the money down and I'd be climbin out
Thank God there ain't,
thank God there ain't, thank God there ain't taxis in a small town

Ain't no train running, ain't no bus stop
No not round here, out in the boondocks
Nothin, I'm outta luck, till the buzz wears off
And when it does imma thank God

Thank God there ain't taxis in a small town
Cuz if there was I'd callin one up right now
Flaggin down a yellow cab jumpin in the backseat
Tell the driver the name of your street
Watch the meter spin around till we reach your
house, throw the money down and I'd be climbin out
Thank God there ain't,
thank God there ain't, thank God there ain't taxis in a small town

There ain't no taxis in a small town
Yeah