Crapeteria
Leland Pinquayne, Channel 10 News
I am here in the school cafeteria at Shenendehowa High School
On a quest to find out what the children think about the quality
Of the delicious food they are served for lunch each day
I am standing here next to Mary
Mary, you just got out of Math class
I am sure you have some positive things to say
About the food causing the amazing aroma in the cafeteria
Well, it's true I just got out of Math class
But I'm really sick of waiting in Line
For a tray-load of dung
I would rather chew the gum
On the lunch-lady's tongue
What about nutrition
There ain't none in it
Need to down this junk
In just 20 minutes
I swear when I flush
The pipes all lead
To the dishes that hold
The meatloaf and peas
It's hard to swallow
This imitation meat
With a long blonde hair
Flossing my teeth
Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria
Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria
Interesting and unexpected take
To get another viewpoint, I'm standing next to Brody
Brody, let me tell you, you are one sharp-dressed dude
What do you think about the pizza
That just smells divine, I tell you
Well, Mario would be quite shocked
By the pizza pies
He'd rip out his tongue
And poke out his eyes
I'm trying to warn
Every new boy and girl
To avoid the Crapeteria
Before they all want to hurl
Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria
Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria
I am here in the school cafeteria at Shenendehowa High School
On a quest to find out what the children think about the quality
Of the delicious food they are served for lunch each day
I am standing here next to Mary
Mary, you just got out of Math class
I am sure you have some positive things to say
About the food causing the amazing aroma in the cafeteria
Well, it's true I just got out of Math class
But I'm really sick of waiting in Line
For a tray-load of dung
I would rather chew the gum
On the lunch-lady's tongue
What about nutrition
There ain't none in it
Need to down this junk
In just 20 minutes
I swear when I flush
The pipes all lead
To the dishes that hold
The meatloaf and peas
It's hard to swallow
This imitation meat
With a long blonde hair
Flossing my teeth
Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria
Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria
Interesting and unexpected take
To get another viewpoint, I'm standing next to Brody
Brody, let me tell you, you are one sharp-dressed dude
What do you think about the pizza
That just smells divine, I tell you
Well, Mario would be quite shocked
By the pizza pies
He'd rip out his tongue
And poke out his eyes
I'm trying to warn
Every new boy and girl
To avoid the Crapeteria
Before they all want to hurl
Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria
Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria, Crapeteria
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