Quack Attack

Mary was sitting at the picnic table
Trying to eat her salad
When out of the freakin' blue
She felt the bite of a mallard
Mary tried throwing her ketchup bottle
But those darn duckies continued to waddle

It was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever get her sanity back
It was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever bounce back
It was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever get her sanity back
It was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever bounce back

Walking aside the field
Cars passing by
A flock of angry ducks
Emerged all t once from the buckeye
Their flapping wings
They blew her hair
And the gloopy white droppings
Worsened the affair

You know, it was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever get her sanity back
You know, it was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever bounce back
It was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever get her sanity back
You know, It was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever bounce back

She spied something mysterious
Peeking out of the woods
It was the scope of a rifle
Behind that a hunter stood
He was aiming at the flock
So Mary threw a rock
Seems she saved the day
As the ducks glided away

You know, it was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever get her sanity back
You know, it was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever bounce back
Hey, It was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she get her sanity back
You know, It was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever get her sanity back
Sanity back

She continued walking
On the winding trails
And those ducks followed closely
All wagging their tails
The lead duck spoke
Said "Thanks for your skill"
She said "No problem
I'll send you the bill
Get it, bill?"

It was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever get her sanity back
Hey, It was a bonafide Quack Attack
Would she ever bounce back
Hey, It was a bonafide Quack Attack
Seems she got her sanity back
Yeah, It was a bonafide Quack Attack
I knew she'd bounce back



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Writer(s): Uncle Baba
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