The Meanest Girl In Town

She'll tell you that she loves you
Make you feel just like a kid
She'll cry to you and lie to you
She'll do almost anything

She'll get right up next to you
And the first thing that you know
You'll be telling her you're sorry
Because she hurt you so

I said she's evil (yes, she's evil, yes, she's evil)
The most evil girl I've found (yes, she's evil, yes, she's evil)
There ain't no doubt about it
She's the meanest girl in town (yes, she's evil, yes, she's evil)

She'll invite you over to her house at half past nine
You'll wear a suit, you'll wear a tie
And you'll give your shoes a shine

You'll take a real deep breath
And knock on her front door
Her little sister will tell you, "She don't live here anymore"

I said she's evil (yes, she's evil, yes, she's evil)
The most evil girl I've found (yes, she's evil, yes, she's evil)
There ain't no doubt about it
She's the meanest girl in town (yes, she's evil, yes, she's evil)

She'll put her arms around you
And squeeze with all her might
She'll breathe a sigh and pucker her lips
And pull your arms real tight

Your heart will pound like thunder
You'll melt in her embrace
But when you go to kiss her
Well, she'll laugh right in your face

Because she's evil (yes, she's evil, yes, she's evil)
The most evil girl I've found (yes, she's evil, yes, she's evil)
There ain't no doubt about it
She's the meanest girl in town (yes, she's evil, yes, she's evil)

(Yes, she's evil, yes, she's evil)
(Yes, she's evil...)