Nobody Likes Me

Nobody likes me,
That's what I used to think,
So I'd put down myself and go pick up a drink.
But after a few cases of Dr. Pepper,
I realized I'd been gaining weight and my teeth had been better.
So I tried capris sun,
But that didn't help,
Because they always made the pouches so small.

I had my first beer when I was 21,
And I think that I threw up.
I lost my v-card when I was 21,
And I think that I grew up.

My parents like me,
They tell me every day.
I guess I'll go chill with them,
They've got a good place to stay.
But after a few weekends of sleeping over,
I realized that I was bored as shit and hooked on RC cola.
So I called my best friend,
Thought we'd have some fun,
But I forgot he's got the couch that's too small.

I'm feeling anxious,
While you're out having fun.
Man I wish I could throw up.
I fucking hate this,
I thought you were the one.
Man I wish I could grow up.

But I'm trying to like myself,
I'm starting to like myself.

Fed up I can't drink I won't drive,
I'm sick of hearing that you thought I was a nice guy.
I give up I can't think I won't smile,
I'm telling you that me and Taylor got a new style.

Nobody likes me,
And that's okay!
I think I'll go get some help and find something to say.
Because it's a waste of precious energy to reminisce on you and me,
So I think I'll like myself today.