No Buddy Passes

Ladies and gentlemen
This has got to be said
Dear friends and family
This is a CJRealness public service announcement

I know what you're thinking
It's almost the weekend
And you probably wanna get away
But as you approach me
Think you don't really know me
Still you dare to ask me anyway

So
You must really like to travel
(Uh-huh)
It's so cool you get to travel
(Uh-huh)
I always wanted to travel
(Okay)
Say, speaking of travel
(What's up?)
Could you tell me (What?)
How I can travel overseas (Huh?)
On the real cheap-cheap
Like a discount seat (What?)
Could you probably give me a buddy

Stop!
You wanna travel (I do!)
Go 'head and dabble (Okay!)
On Orbitz 'cause I got no buddy pass for you!
(Say whaaa?)
Stay out my inbox
(But why?)
Get off my timeline - bye-bye!
Don't ask because I've got no buddy pass for you

You wanna ride the plane
You wanna go to
Las Vegas or London to Tokyo
New York or Rome
You wanna drink
(Kombucha)
In the jungles of Patagonia
You're gonna have to book it on your own

Won't you help me?
(You wanna ride the plane, you're gonna have to pay)
But you can help me
(What makes you think I got something to send your way)
Why do you gotta be so mean?
(You wanna catch a flight, go 'head a drop a dime)
I need you to come through for me!
(You're not entitled, gal, these travel perks are mine)

You're selfish! (Well I'll be that)
Stingy as (Well I'll be that, too!)
You're greedy (Then I'll be that)
(Still got no buddy pass for you, boo!)
So selfish! (Hey I'll be that)
Stingy as (Yeah I'll be that, too!)
You're greedy (Guess I'll be that)
(Ain't got no buddy pass for you, boo!)

You're crazy!
If you wanna travel
Go 'head and dabble
On Orbitz 'cause I got no buddy pass for you
Don't try to get this (No-oh-oh!)
You will get dismissed (No-oh-oh!)
No it ain't Christmas (Hee-hee!)
There's no buddy pass for you

No I ain't got time for this (hey!)
You gon' have me throwin' a fit
I'm tryna get benefits (Woo!)
But you here acting like a dumb

If you really tryna fly off someplace (Ey!)
You gon' have to pay the same rates
Don't come for me 'cause you won't get ish
You crusty, dusty, inbred catfish

Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!
All you crusy, dusty beggars out here tryna get up on my benefits, haha!
Who told you that you can come around here askin' me for somethin'
We ain't even talked in fifteen years?

Oh you thought I was jokin'
Wanna travel? Get a bus token
Oh you thought I was jokin'
Wanna travel? Get a bus token
Oh you thought I was jokin'
Wanna travel? Get a bus token
Oh you thought I was jokin'
Wanna travel? Get a bus token
(It's time for you to go)
(No conversatin' no mo!)

Bye-bye!