Ray Hates Musicals (From "Henry Danger the Musical")

Please be seated

When I was a boy, I auditioned for a musical
It was a musical about cats
(Was it Cats?) It doesn't really matter, Charlotte
I'm trying to tell a story here, please listen, thank you
Anyway, on the day of the audition, I wore underwear
Underwear with cats, like in the musical
That's how I knew this role would be mine, stat!
(What is stat?)
(Ah, it means, like, soon) (yeah, like asap, kinda) (kinda like doctors)
Ah, gotcha, gotcha

Are you guys done?
I'm kinda pouring my heart out here
Anyway, I meow'd, I meow'd, oh, I meow'd
Like I'd studied cats at Yale
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, and I shook my tush, like my tush had a bushy little tail (do cats have bushy tails?)
(Yeah, don't embarrass yourself!) (More like squirrels?) (Rabbits?) (Yeah, rabbits)

What's with all the side-chats?
It's just that we can tell what happens in the end
Ha, that I doubt!
You didn't get the role, it went to someone else who tried out (eh...)
Irregardless (not a word)

Ever since that day, I've had a hatred for musicals
So, whoever caused this curse
(You know it was Frankini, you said it on the news!) (Pay attention)
Oh, yeah
So, Frankini (oh God, I smell a high note, plug your ears)
Will pay!