White Boy Wasted

(We're about to get white boy wasted)
Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead
Getting crunk up in here!
We're about to get white boy wasted

We stumble to the house party, already buzzed
We get retarded when we start drinking Bacardi because
Getting wasted in the basement is our only obligation
Plus we don't know the meaning of the word moderation

I'm, I'm crude when I talk shirt off
Fist fighting every dude on the block
And then I'm hugging you like I ain't gonna see you again
Like, "Dude, I freaking love you man!"
I'ma drunk dial my ex-girlfriend
But first I have to pass out and yack in the downstairs bathroom
So, raise your red cups up and make noise
'Cause we drink like upper middle-class teenage boys

Oh, it's the weekend
And you know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party
(It's time to party)

White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted

White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
Wh-wh-white boy wasted

Yo, last night I partied up at a frat house
It was full of college kids singing along to Smash Mouth
Half of them passed out, a fat dude with his ass out
Looking like John Belushi in the movie Animal House
All of a sudden somebody yelled out, "Keg stand!"
Two jocks with tube socks and sweatbands
They pointed at me and carried me by my legs, man (Put me down!)
I had to do it, it probably wasn't the best plan
Next thing you know, it's beer pong and takin' Jager shots
Now I'm in the corner and throwing up morning tater-tots
Pissin' on police cars, yelling out, "I hate the cops!"
White boys with dreadlocks now give me major props

Oh, it's the weekend
And you know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party
(It's time to party)

White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted

White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted

Oh, it's the weekend
And you know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party, party
All I wanna do, all I wanna do, all I wanna do
All I wanna do is just get white boy wasted
(White boy)

It's the weekend
It's time to party
(It's time to party)

White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted

White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted
White boy wasted