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Today 6: 56 pm central time, you have a collect call from a louisiana inmate
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Greetings hotgirl, what's happening on your end?
As for me over here, you know, a lil'chillin
Besides that sweetie, I'm just keepin it real
Puttin up with these crackers in this hot ass field

But you know I'm a soldier, nigga try me and I spank 'em
But fuck, all I said was, 'it feels good to be the baby gangsta'
Tell momma I asked about her, since she say I don't holla
And when I touch down, me and her gonna get a bottle

Shorty, I've been hearing that you been wiling out
Everyday of the week, tearing the club doors down
Whats happening with you woty? you throwing that pussy round
Doing this for the lil time that I'm not around

Don't get the game twisted, you better not try your luck
You know I ain't the one, quickly I'll fuck you up
Ill be home next week now imma keep it on the low
Nigga think i gotta six months left in this jail cell

I'm in a messed up situation
(press one to accept) I'm in a fucked up location
The whole world can relate
(press one to accept) you know somebody upstate?

That one minuet that I had, done turned into a second
I got a day and a wake up left, and I'll be steppin
Straight through them iron gates, puttin all this behind me
Come in the hood on the 'l' and you will find me

Hoppin out of limos, poppin bottles it's gravy
I know what it means when I get that phone call from baby
Lets go to the Mercedes, lock and cock something
A hard top six, or a drop top six, that would be lovely

My shorty thinks, she has 6 more months to play
Can't wait to see that dick look up on her face
Right now I'm with the fellas, I'll go see her later
Cause she tries to be a slick playa

But I ain't trippin, it's cool, I gotta respect it
A s long as she don't get out of line in my presence
She still my shorty, gone be my hoe
Can't forget that she was there everyday of my joust

(press one to accept) I'm in a messed up situation
I'm in a fucked up location, (press one to accept)
The whole world can relate, you know somebody upstate?

Now it's about that time, I go fuck up her dome
Cause she has no idea that this hotboy home
It ain't been a day, and I'm already on chrome
I'm trying to imagine her face and how long that it's gonna be

When I hit the porch
And put my soldier ree's through her front door
When she still thinks that she can have fun and run
Wake up girl for have 6 more months
I'm creepin down the block, slowly I pull up

Jumped out, said what's up
She laid up there and threw up
Whats wrong, don't act like you don't miss ya nigga
She said, I do, I'm shocked, come over here and kiss ya nigga

I had to come suprise you, because you pissed ya nigga off
You don't respect me pussy poppin on nobody's walls
You my main bitch
My travel with cocaine bitch
Set a nigga up, you wanted this position, so maintain bitch

(press one to accept) I'm in a messed up situation
I'm in a fucked up location, (press one to accept)
The whole world can relate, you know somebody upstate?

(press one to accept) I'm in a messed up situation
I'm in a fucked up location, (press one to accept)
The whole world can relate, you know somebody upstate?
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