Broccoli
You told me
Broccoli was little trees
Well that's not true
Cos it tastes like poo
You told me to eat my greens
I don't like em steamed
I don't want em boiled
They taste like motor oil
Broccoli Lima beans
Cauliflower you're disgusting
Cauliflower mash
I'm pretty sure gives me a rash
Let's talk about that spinach
Touches my plate again and we're finished
I'd rather eat my doggy treats
At least they're made of meat
Don't even start with Brussel sprouts
They're real gassy and smell like trout
Make me sad and I'll pout
I'll go hungry and I'll pout
Broccoli Lima beans
Cauliflower you're disgusting
Cauliflower mash
I'm pretty sure gives me a rash
Go oh green go oh green
I'm not eating any of those things
You can tell me veggie tales and smother them in ranch
Even if their blanched ants on the log I see through it all
Broccolis no fun
Mom made me a sandwich
With broccoli and lettuce on it
I hid it under a bonnet
Cos it made me vomit
Give that kale to the bunnies
It makes your hipster breath smell funny
Want Doritos not kale chips
Not Rosemary lavender hibiscus on my lips
Broccoli Lima beans
Cauliflower you're disgusting
Cauliflower mash
Broccoli Lima beans
Cauliflower you're disgusting
Cauliflower mash
I'm pretty sure gives me a rash
Broccoli was little trees
Well that's not true
Cos it tastes like poo
You told me to eat my greens
I don't like em steamed
I don't want em boiled
They taste like motor oil
Broccoli Lima beans
Cauliflower you're disgusting
Cauliflower mash
I'm pretty sure gives me a rash
Let's talk about that spinach
Touches my plate again and we're finished
I'd rather eat my doggy treats
At least they're made of meat
Don't even start with Brussel sprouts
They're real gassy and smell like trout
Make me sad and I'll pout
I'll go hungry and I'll pout
Broccoli Lima beans
Cauliflower you're disgusting
Cauliflower mash
I'm pretty sure gives me a rash
Go oh green go oh green
I'm not eating any of those things
You can tell me veggie tales and smother them in ranch
Even if their blanched ants on the log I see through it all
Broccolis no fun
Mom made me a sandwich
With broccoli and lettuce on it
I hid it under a bonnet
Cos it made me vomit
Give that kale to the bunnies
It makes your hipster breath smell funny
Want Doritos not kale chips
Not Rosemary lavender hibiscus on my lips
Broccoli Lima beans
Cauliflower you're disgusting
Cauliflower mash
Broccoli Lima beans
Cauliflower you're disgusting
Cauliflower mash
I'm pretty sure gives me a rash
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Writer(s): Mike Smiley, Daniel Marciano
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