Plants Vs. Zombies: The Musical
I know what you're thinking
You wish you'd stayed in bed
Or moved to someplace safe and zombie-free!
They're rotten, and stinking
And shall we say "undead"
And deathly afraid of Botany!
These seeds I've brought are how we'll beat them
These plants repel undead remains!
And if those plants fail to defeat them
They'll feast upon our (brains!)
Plant a little plant in the garden
That's guardin' your lawn
Cause an army of the dead are now knocking at your door
Plant a little plant in the garden
Or your yard'll be gone!
So let's plant a couple plants in the garden for war!
Some sunlight and soil are all we really need
To cut these zombie lowlifes down to size!
They're dogged and vile and wear expensive tweed
But also, not known to be awfully wise
The zombies are coming, stumbling down the street
They're searching for somebody's pink, yummy-tasting brain to eat
The groans and the moans
And the creak of the bones of the Zombie fleet
Shed some light on our plight that we might just be dead meat
Plant a little plant in the garden
Discard all your stress
Though our odds of any serious survival plan look low
Plant a little plant in the garden
Please pardon the mess
But you better pick a plant for your garden to grow
(golly, couldn't we just plant some grizzly bears or something?)
Shotguns jam and axes break
And some chainsaws tend to stall
But my flora is Grade A guaranteed
Outbreaks are a piece of cake
Cause my plants stand through it all
So let go of dread, don't fear the dead
When these plants are all you need
Plant a little plant in the garden
That's starting to fill
There's a giant wave of slow-moving zombies aimed this way
Plant a little plant in the garden
They're hardy to kill
So let's plant another plant in the garden
A leafy little pea shooting spartan
Just plant a little plant in the garden
Today!
You wish you'd stayed in bed
Or moved to someplace safe and zombie-free!
They're rotten, and stinking
And shall we say "undead"
And deathly afraid of Botany!
These seeds I've brought are how we'll beat them
These plants repel undead remains!
And if those plants fail to defeat them
They'll feast upon our (brains!)
Plant a little plant in the garden
That's guardin' your lawn
Cause an army of the dead are now knocking at your door
Plant a little plant in the garden
Or your yard'll be gone!
So let's plant a couple plants in the garden for war!
Some sunlight and soil are all we really need
To cut these zombie lowlifes down to size!
They're dogged and vile and wear expensive tweed
But also, not known to be awfully wise
The zombies are coming, stumbling down the street
They're searching for somebody's pink, yummy-tasting brain to eat
The groans and the moans
And the creak of the bones of the Zombie fleet
Shed some light on our plight that we might just be dead meat
Plant a little plant in the garden
Discard all your stress
Though our odds of any serious survival plan look low
Plant a little plant in the garden
Please pardon the mess
But you better pick a plant for your garden to grow
(golly, couldn't we just plant some grizzly bears or something?)
Shotguns jam and axes break
And some chainsaws tend to stall
But my flora is Grade A guaranteed
Outbreaks are a piece of cake
Cause my plants stand through it all
So let go of dread, don't fear the dead
When these plants are all you need
Plant a little plant in the garden
That's starting to fill
There's a giant wave of slow-moving zombies aimed this way
Plant a little plant in the garden
They're hardy to kill
So let's plant another plant in the garden
A leafy little pea shooting spartan
Just plant a little plant in the garden
Today!
Credits
Writer(s): Andrew Pinkerton
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