Potion Mixin' Master

I'm the Potion Mixin' Master I stay cookin it up
Need the hookup call Slaughta to get booked up
I'll never mess a hook up, these lines got Voldey shook
Stop sobbin' ya goblin, Ya need to get a grip Hook
If you're lookin ugly, Ron's Christmas sweater
Here's a potion, 3 doses help you look better
Better pay me in 5 galleons, That's Mixed with the hair from 5 stallions
Heres an elixir that I mixed here
Once you drink it, it'll get ya thinking like Mad
Eye can't believe that she's getting Moody
Let me drink this real quick talk slick
Now she dancing with the booty
Selling to all the kids in school
Im not the Half Blood Prince Witch I'm the Full
Dropping potions that'll make you act a fool
Don't drink too much or you'll end up like the ghouls
Got a test you gotta pass? I got a potion for that
Need to get rid of that rash? I got a potion for that
I mixed it in the brass Then I moved it to the glass
Delivered in an hour or your money back
The Names Neville and I'm rockin' on the treble
Ever since I bought the potent potion from the one and only Rebel
They call him Slaughta
He's killing the potion game Avada Kadavra
Used to get bullied 'til I bought a potent potion got that confidence
I was ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-conflicted
Then I bought the magic liquid
Now all the girls aren't so confidential with their compliments
I'm no longer scared of He who Can be named
'Cause I bought elixir off the top potion master in the game
Do you want to know how he got his sur name
Cooks it in the Pot potion stirring Flames Insane
Need to get a little lit? He got a potion for that
Got some bars you need to spit? He got a potion for that
He mixed it in the brass then he moved it to the glass
Get it in an hour or your money back
Took a bezoar fermented it in a jar
Hair of 3 centaurs then the blood from my scar just to make you see the stars
Took the hoof of a hippogriff, mixed it with a grindlow
Now your mind starts to blow
Branching off like the whomping willow
Got that premier potent potion prices high never low
Oh don't groan
Some things you just can't buy cheap
Retained the monsters midbrain I engrained Wolfsbane
With a twang of bloodstained birdbrain
Take it for your after pain
Took the unicorns horn now my soul is slightly torn
Potions coming fast, no Slug Horn
Got a potion turn her from obtuse to acute
Got so many potions guess that's why they call it Poly-Juice Yeeee
Got a test you gotta pass? I got a potion for that
Need to get rid of that rash? I got a potion for that
Mixed it in the brass Then I moved it to the glass
Delivered in an hour or your money back
The names Snape, and you never can sever this
Potion mixin' teacher took the vapor from a screecher
Of a full blooded leech capeesh
Discreetly cut the dodgy sallow serpent
To make my potion the purest
You pompous foul git, Think you can make a couple potions and get
The title of a master fire beaker blaster take disaster and save lives faster
Than you can say Dumbledore, headmaster
The only potion I've yet to make is the one one to make you less stubborn
Pottaaa, get out of my cupboard
Need to get Snape off my I'll make a potion for that
Need to get Snape off your I got a potion for that
I mix it in the brass then I move it to the glass
Delivered in an hour or your money back