The Ballad of Queen Victoria

Not a lot of people are aware
That young Queen Victoria was not a maiden fair
In fact she was a very sassy one
Liking her man to be lots of fun

Many a night they spent entwined
Like a prickly rose to a clinging vine
And many a witness heard them scream and shout
Cries and moans of pleasure day in and, day out

So much she squeezed of the poor king to be
That he just expired like a spent male bee
And there she was left all alone and sad
Without a lover in her empty bed

She spent all days lamenting her departed king
Without the possibility of another fling
Her frustration mounted and became so great
She wanted everyone to share her fate

If I can't get laid than nobody can be!
This I impose now by Regal Decree!
You all shall suffer the pain I'm in!
Sex is bad, sex is a sin!

From that day on everyone got dressed in black
And Had to be covered from shoes to hat
No parts of the body were to be shown
Nothing of sex could ever be known

Except in the secret space of the whore-house
Where depraved women went without a blouse
And all sorts of twisted things were seen
By all men brave enough and keen

Oh, Queen Victoria, you ruined us all!
Only because you had a twist of bad luck
I wonder how different things could have been
If you could have had, another fuck
Just a little, little one, would be enough, you know
Cause you know what happens if she doesn't get some soon?
I'll tell you!

If she can't get laid
Then nobody can be!
This she just declared now by royal decree
We all shall suffer, the pain she is in,
'cause she just decided that sex is bad
Yeah right? sex is a sin!
Sex is a sin...