Welcome Day

I was shocked when I first saw the toilet
Could not solve this mysterious secret
Who is going to use all those seats?
This exceeds all reasonable needs

One more cake was offered here at work
Another chocolate added to my perk
How the hell could I keep my weight?
Should I give up and accept my fate

I am new here - It's my welcome day
(He is new here - It's his welcome day)
It came to my ear that you are okay
(It came to his ear that we are okay)
I feel blue here but I want to stay
(He feels blue here but he wants to stay)
Let's have a beer on my first working day
(Let's have a beer on his first working day)

At Asterix I learned 'bout the Roman Forces
The worse the food the better their performance
Today I saw what was served as lunch
I guess with this meal you might need to punch

I am new here - It's my welcome day
(He is new here - It's his welcome day)
It came to my ear that you are okay
(It came to his ear that we are okay)
I feel blue here but I want to stay
(He feels blue here but he wants to stay)
Let's have a beer on my first working day
(Let's have a beer on his first working day)

Seven guys in a room without a window
Normal men should be shocked by this info
But my new colleagues seem to envy this
What the hell did I miss?

I am new here - It's my welcome day
(He is new here - It's his welcome day)
It came to my ear that you are okay
(It came to his ear that we are okay)
I feel blue here but I want to stay
(He feels blue here but he wants to stay)
Let's have a beer on my first working day
(Let's have a beer on his first working day)

I am new here - It's my welcome day
(He is new here - It's his welcome day)
It came to my ear that you are okay
(It came to his ear that we are okay)
I feel blue here but I want to stay
(He feels blue here but he wants to stay)
Let's have a beer on my first working day
(Let's have a beer on his first working day)