Knocked Up You

Knock, knock
Come on in
No, knock knock
What?
It's a joke
Knock, knock, who's there?
Knocked up
Knocked up who?
Knocked up you

Start getting ready
There is no point in your trying to hide
The one you hide from already nestled inside

Watch in amazement
Your transformation has just begun
You'll barely resemble yourself
When Mother Nature is done

Your belly will swell, your feet will as well
Your skin will be stretched to the heavens
Scars left behind
To remind you of knocked up you

Your hair will grow thick
Your mornings get sick
Your body building the placenta
Full-frontal eclipse
Baby this is knocked up you

Knock, knock, who's there?
Knocked up
Knocked up who?
Knocked up you

In your fertile ground, the seed will grow
And from this moment on, you'll never be alone
Your pregnancy brain won't let you forget it

Acid reflux is first
Then bladders go burst
Surprise in continence
Back aches and headaches, it's all for the knocked up you

Your hemorrhoids will itch and you'll be a bitch
And be called one behind your back
Your symptoms never seem to stop for the knocked up you

Knock, knock, who's there?
Knocked up
Knocked up who?
Knocked up you

Knock, knock, who's there?
Knocked up
Knocked up who?
Knocked up you