Juul Is Cuul

I want you
If you're struggling with a problem
To please listen to the words of the song
And let it take over your body, mind, and soul

Juul is Cuul
Juul is Cuul
Juul is Cuul
Ask Tommy from Barstool

Juul is Cuul
Juul is Cuul
Juul is Cuul
Ask Tommy from Barstool

Juul is so freakin cool especially with the mint pod
I don't even hit it I just rub the juice on my bod
I don't do any drugs I've never even been drunk
I just play Call of Duty on my bed, that's a bunk

Sometimes I play 2K with the Lakers Shaq I dunk
Then I hop on GTA Five and put a girl in my trunk
But I would never do that i r l
Because I respect every g i r l

Thotties always hittin me up but they are not cuul
So nah, those thotties are never hitting my Juul
Thotties always hittin me up but they are not cuul
So nah, those thotties are never hitting my Juul

Thotties hit me up
But they're not cuul enough to hit this Juul enough
So I take it for me
And not those thotties

Juul is cuul
Juul is cuul
Juul is cuul
Ask Tommy from Barstool

Juul is cuul
Juul is cuul
Juul is cuul
Ask Tommy from Barstool

If someone offers you a Juul be strong and say no
Trust me that fruity flavor ain't worth it bro
If you've been listening to this song carefully
It might sound like I'm lying to a degree
In reality, Juuls are not cool
Juuls are only cool when it comes to the meme
If you vape a Juul every day religiously
Think about all the better things you could be
Doing with your life instead of vaping a USB
You could be studying or earning a degree

But instead you'd rather get a buzz with your buds
All the meanwhile destroying both of your lungs
And you don't care at all cause you're a slave to the nic
You've become an addict without realizing it
And now the nic takes over you can't control it
So when I say Juul is Cuul I guess I'm a hypocrite

Juul is cuul
Juul is cuul
Juul is cuul
Ask Tommy from Barstool

Juul is cuul
Juul is cuul
Juul is cuul
Ask Tommy from Barstool

Juul is cuul
Juul is cuul
Juul is cuul
Ask Tommy from Barstool

Juul is cuul
Juul is cuul
Juul is cuul
Ask Tommy from Barstool

I hope that I might have helped anyone that needs help
And I hope that every one of y'all of the youth of America
That we stop getting abused and taken over by little USB devices, alright
I want to keep things clean and nic free in America
It's the biggest problem of this world right now
So help me, fight with me
We can work on this together everybody
I love you all
Peace out America, Seacrest