MATH CLASS

Welcome to the Burdbath

How you gonna get on the honor roll
With those grades so out of control
You don't have the brains for college
You're lacking so much of that knowledge
Your whole entire family must be ashamed
That they gave birth to you without a brain
You're from Disney, dumber than Dumbo
I'm from Mojang, I'm Mumbo Jumbo

Sorry math teacher not tryna be a hater
But I only got three months so I'll see ya later
I'll be back on top when September comes around
But for now I'll be drivin with the bros around town

It was a fun school year while it lasted
But tbh I woulda rather been in a casket
Not gonna call anyone in specific
But some of those classes were really morbific

I don't love math like I used to
The math teacher makes me feel blue
He don't like me like he used to
He just prefers his kale smooth

If you like school you're probably not cool
If you like school you probably hit a Juul
If you like school you should drown in a pool
If you like school you are a fool

I always turn in my homework late
We know that Pimbus masturbates
His wife she sings Mia Khalifa
I'm gonna riot just like ANTIFA

I tried to turn in my missing homework
But he said, "No, bitch, that just wont work"
When I asked why his answer destroyed me
He said, "We took the test already"

When I got home my dad he raped me
He said I won't get a degree
But I said, "Dad, it's not my fault
Mr. Pimbus is in a cult"

I don't love math like I used to
The math teacher makes me feel blue
He don't like me like he used to
He just prefers his kale smooth