Washing Animals

(Ladies and gentlemen we would like to inform you that no animals were harmed
While recording this song. Except Marcelo our piano player)

There are many dirty animals at the local zoo
The pigs all like to roll in the mud and the rest of them do too
If you're a zoo keeper, morning dew sweeper I feel bad for you
Cause cleaning up an animal's such a hard thing do to cause

Giraffes all must take baths they tower over any shower
Chimpanzees hide in trees and they won't come down for hours
Zebra's kick their hind legs out if you catch by surprise (Watch out for the kicks watch out)
Hyenas have good hygiene but they're quite hard on the eyes

Well, If you think washing your face is hard you better be thanking you lucky stars
That your not washing an animals in a zoo, because

The birds get sensitive now if you bring a rubber duck
The chickens will cluck endlessly and they never do cluck up
The Snake's Keep slipping and sliding when there soapy and they're wet
Your mom and dad should wash they're hands but sometimes they forget

And If You think taking a shower's hard you be thanking your lucky stars
That you're not washing the animals in a zoo, and if

You put a fish in a bubble bath they won't know how to act (In the bubbles)
The monkey's all can wash themselves but you gotta wash their back (Washing backs)
The turtle's hate shampoo they all will hideout in their shell (Hiding in shells)
The client tell washes well but somehow they still smell (Making smells)

And If You think taking a shower's hard you be thanking your lucky stars
That you're not washing the animals in a zoo

(Boss I'm trying to wash the horses but they keep moving
Hey Brett can you wash the parrot for me
Wash the Parrot wash the parrot
Hey Joe can you wash the lion? Roar! And Connor just wash the rest)

And If you think brushing your teeth is hard
You better be thanking your lucky stars
That you're not washing an animal
A silly stinky animal
Yea You're not washing an animal in the zoo!

(Wash up everyone)