The Ruby of the Sea Is the Best Lay Ever (A Critical Role Inspired Sea Shanty)

Oh, I've weathered deadly storms
Sailing on the Ozmit Seas
I've battled mighty waves
And I've felt the ocean breeze
The fondest of me mem'ries
Will always be of thee
Oh, the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever

Oh, her hooves are tough as nails
And her horns are smooth as ice
Her tongue is like a feather
And her tail grips you tight
Lucky be the one who can afford her pricey fee
'Cause the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever
The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever

Oh, I paid her and I loved her
'Til I near forgot my name
She took my gold and closed her robe
And promised me she came
She took more than me manhood
I'll never be the same
'Cause the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever
The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever
'Cause the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever
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Credits
Writer(s): R. Morgan Slade
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