Love On The Rocks

She's never home each time you call
You get the feelin' that she's tryin' to stall
Feel like you've got chicken pox
Don't call the doctor
It's a sure case of love on the rocks
A sure case of love on the rocks

Dinner ready, you pour the wine
She gets here about a quarter to nine
It's time to cash in your stocks
The market's droppin'
And you're headin' for love on the rocks
You're headin' for love on the rocks

Make up your mind
Love isn't blind
You've got to face it
You gambled and lost
Who cares what the cost
Erase it
Replace it

Your kiss is warm, her kiss it cold
It's 'bout the oldest story ever been told
They wrote it before Goldilocks
In any language
Well they called it love on the rocks
They still call it love on the rocks

Make up your mind
Love isn't blind
You've got to face it
You gambled and lost
Who cares what the cost
Erase it
Replace it

Your kiss is warm, her kiss it cold
It's 'bout the oldest story ever been told
They wrote it before Goldilocks
In any language
Well they still call it love on the rocks
They still call it love on the rocks