Agamemnon

The telephone, telephone
I have an idea, women always have ideas
Hello

Here is Agamemnon, here is Agamemnon
Here is Agamemnon, here is Agamemnon

Wrong connection this is
I am a moralist, an anti-militarist
I am against duels, cannot stand seeing
A fly in rage, I cannot look at a uniform or blood
That woman has seduced me, and now I am done for
That woman has seduced me, and now I am done for

Darling, where shall I hide you in a hurry?
Darling, where shall I hide you in a hurry?
Darling, where shall I hide you in a hurry?
Darling, where shall I hide you in a hurry?

Here is Agamemnon, here is Agamemnon
Here is Agamemnon, here is Agamemnon
Here is Agamemnon, here is Agamemnon (I am coming directly from the trenches)
Here is Agamemnon, here is Agamemnon (and look forward to a solemn luncheon)
Here is Agamemnon, here is Agamemnon (I am coming directly from the trenches)
Here is Agamemnon, here is Agamemnon (and look forward to a solemn luncheon)

Oh my nerves, I'm losing my mind
Oh my nerves, I'm losing my mind
This damned telephone spoils my favorite position
Now I can start, now I can start
Now I can start, now I can start writing (oh my nerves, I'm losing my mind)
Now I can start writing, now I can start writing (oh my nerves, I'm losing my mind)
I can start writing poetry (oh my nerves, I'm losing my mind)

Now I can start writing poetry (oh my nerves, I'm losing my mind)
I can, I can start writing poetry I can (oh my nerves, I'm losing my mind)
Now I can start writing poetry, I can (oh my nerves, I'm losing my mind)
Now I can start writing poetry (oh my nerves, I'm losing my mind)
I can start writing poetry (oh my nerves, I'm losing my mind)