A Typical Sound Check

Jeff: . . . find out where . . .?: Get some . . .
Mark: All skate. Men only!
Dick: Hunh??: So don't . . .
Aynsley: Man, you shou . . . you shoulda brought the fucking [...]?: Gotta put that sign out in front, man.
Mark: Got to get that sign out in the front.?: Pack it up beside of the bass player.
Howard: Why?
Aynsley: Because I . . . I'm gonna have to fucking nail this in.
It's gonna take about five minutes to nail the thing in every time we go on.
Dick: Well, get a piece . . .
Mark: Can we get it hooked up? Can we put it up? Stand it up? [...]?: Talk to the kids running [...]
Jeff: We could be an even closer . . .?: Add some more weirdness.?: Hey man.?: Hey, we sparred right here, man.?: You want these two together??: Sparred right there.?: Well . . .
Mark: Perverse!
George: What's in my [...]
Mark: Let's see, my washboard's in the car. My false breast is in the car.?: Hey, Bob??: Bob.
Aynsley: See, they gotta have two holes here.?: Bob!
Dick?: Yeah.
Jeff: Where's your pliers?
Ian?: Oh, we got our amps switched. I should be having that amp.
Howard: Put on your costumes.

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