Yarn Eye

Once upon a time
There was a man named Yarn Eye
He lived inside a sheltered home
He stared into the liquid screen and waste his life away
Till a man with a dream and a Dick in his name changed his life one day

The man took a yarn to the eye today and threw his life away
There's alot of flies in this room and a spider on the floor in his bedroom

Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye
Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye
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Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye
Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye
(Yarn eye yarn eye)

Sitting on his throne
He felt cold and alone
A man named Dick appeared
And drove Yarn Eye to tears
Like the hammer of a God smashing down
He brought upon a smile and a frown
From then his soul was torn
And Yarn Eye was born

Donkey Kong has reached his ultimate stage and it kept Yarn Eye awake

With the Donkey Kong's powers and the Yarn Eye and the bunk bed in the bedroom and the
Taco fettuccine and zucchini and burrito with the Dick name and the fury of the fisting telling
Fathers how he threw his life away

(Three little Yarn Eyes jumping on a bed. I threw yarn right at his...)

Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye
Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye
(Yarn eye yarn eye)
Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye
Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye
(Yarn eye yarn eye)

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