Psychic Redundancy Check

Listen to the little voice in your head, Sylvia

Who's Bill?
Bill Clinton?
The one who was found to be innocent in the Lewinski scandal?
Is it the high bill the grieving will have to pay?
No
I think it's another Bill
Bill Bradley
He became the president of the United States in 2000
Just as you predicted, but no one seems to remember

It's a constant 78 degrees here in Heaven,
So grab on to those spirit guides and make your way to the Hall of
Wisdom, where you can sit, eat popcorn,
And enjoy a thrilling 3D romp through your past lives all over again!
In the mood for a little gossip?
No problem!
Just head on down to the Hall of Records,
Where you can search through the lives of anyone who has ever lived!

I have a message for the people, Sylvia

First of all, happy 30th birthday to everyone in
Heaven and, not to mention, those of you still on Earth
I'll be preying on, I mean, for you
Anyway, uh, let us all tip our hats to those brave miners from West
Virginia who are now also celebrating
Their 30th birthdays in a hole, uh, holy place
You guys sure did give us quite a scare
Coming out alive and then being dead all along
Either way, it doesn't really matter
Curve balls can't hurt that 87% batting average, can it?
Can I get an amen here, people?

Ignorant Noory
Ignoring mistakes
Oh well
Those pathetic freaks will believe anything he says
Wait
Don't say that out loud