Internet Love Song

I've had about enough of your lines baby
It's easy to see
When I'm all alone
What you've been doing to me
But just when I start shutting down
And I feel obsolete
You send a message of passion
With image attachments
That knocks me right off of my feet

I don't know why we keep trying to love
In these new technological ways
Those analog girls aren't exciting enough
What more do you want me to say?
There's no logic in our protocol
I just hope we survive when we finally fall

And so after two months of
Fighting and flirting
We finally meet
That was when I discovered
My internet lover
Wasn't who she claimed to be
Now you've got me tied up
In knots again, baby
Quite literally
You strapped down my ankles
With ethernet cables
And conquered me digitally

I don't know why we keep trying to love
In these new technological ways
Those analog girls aren't exciting enough
What more do you want me to say?
There's no logic in our protocol
I just hope we survive when we finally fall