I Choose Adventure

Manly man once said, "let's sail the seas"
Weaker men, they said, "it's not for me"
And manly man is legendary
I choose adventure

The giant once said, "let's go to war"
The priors all said, "hello no, what for?"
The giant came back, "just to save our whores"
I choose adventure

(What about the dragons?)

I can slay them when I play my PS4
Much better weapon would be Nintendo 64
No fire or stone could break that thing
And it even has a rope to swing
To slay a dragon, a hero you may be

But imagine if you played a game
Where you spared his life and learned his name
And then maybe you could fly for free
The right choice isn't always easy
But it is when you are legendary
I choose adventure

Gordo once said, "I'm gonna tip
If I don't get my booty out on that ship"
So he climbed aboard and sang this bit
"I choose adventure"

The smallest man to ever live
Was one foot six, looked like a kid
Cross his back, you'll get the shiv
And I choose adventure
I choose adventure
I choose adventure



Credits
Writer(s): Nicholas Craig Passey, Jesse Tyler Allen, John Curtis Wilson Stahl, Canyon Jack Elliott, Kameron John Anton, Jared Carlton Hayes, Folk Hogan
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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