Oh Boy

She's so easy to fall for
But boy, she's so hard to hold
She looks at you like a warning
You know you're gonna be hungry
When you get home
Her lips make the cherries
And the berries and the apples
Look pale
She could ask anything
You would do anything
No matter what, you would obey

And she turns every room
Into a dance floor
When she turns and she sways
And she spins
And you're standing still like a statue
And you can't take your eyes
Off her skin

Oh boy
You better slow it down
You're running on unsolid ground
She'll never slow down for you

Oh boy
You'll never wear that crown
You're just one
Of one hundred clowns
I know it's sad but it's true

Everything that she touches
Every word from her mouth
Turns to gold
How can you ever catch her eye?
When she's all colors and heat
You're all grey and cold
You keep looking up
But she'll never ever look down
Oh look at this part you've chosen
You're the jester of the Queen
She's the Queen of the town

And you wish she was in a movie
You could watch at home
Ten times a day
Where you could just sit
Without having to think
About something important to say

Oh boy
You better slow it down
You're running on unsolid ground
And she'll never slow down for you

Oh boy
You'll never wear that crown
You're just one
Of one hundred clowns
I know it's sad but it's true

You should go home, boy
You should call a friend
Someone to tell you
There's no happy way for this to end
Shut your eyes, boy
Don't let them fool you
See all this beauty
It's looking through you

Put out that fire, boy
Don't let it eat you
Don't you know it's dangerous
What did your daddy teach you?
It's not your fault and
It's not her fault but
You're gonna fall hard

Oh boy
You better slow it down
You're running on unsolid ground
She'll never slow dance with you

Oh boy
You'll never wear that crown
You're just one
Of one hundred clowns
I know it's sad but it's true

Oh boy