No Such Thing

Ooohh, Ooohh
Ooohh, Ooohh

Is that a three-dollar bill just lying in the street?
No, there's no such thing
Is that a rainbow shining through the storm I see?
No, there's no such thing
Is that the face of the lord in the wood of a door?
No, there's no such thing
Is that a toad in the stone two million years old?
No, there's no such thing

There's no such thing
No such thing
Well, the blade in the pit is dangling by a thread
There's a buzzard on my bed plus the bone in my leg
The dogs are barking at the voices in my head
When will they learn
There's no such thing?

Is that good news ringing on the party line?
No, there's no such thing
The rapture divine from the kingdom of nigh?
No, there's no such thing
Is it a free giveaway of a black Cadillac?
No, there's no such thing
The tooth fairy wanting all his money back?
No, there's no such thing

There's no such thing
No such thing
Well believe it if you want it don't matter to me
You paint the tree trunks wide on the dead oak tree
Your shaffleboards are squeaking every step of the way
When will you learn
There's no such thing?

Ooohh, Ooohh
Ooohh, Ooohh

Is that a bluebird singing in the canopy?
No, there's no such thing
The last ray of hope beatin' down on me?
No, there's no such thing
Is it an old-fashioned girl with the dark raven curl?
No, there's no such thing
The sweet, silent song of a long-lost world?
No, there's no such thing

There's no such thing
No such thing
Well the core of the earth is a heart full of hate
I might have a soul but it ain't got a mate
So just water my weeds, decoration day
I guess I never learned
There's no such thing
There's no such thing
There's no such thing
No such thing
Well, there's no such thing

Ooohh, Ooohh
Ooohh, Ooohh
Ooohh, Ooohh
Ooohh, Ooohh