Deluded in My Mind

Hello worrld, this is God
On a big planet in a small universe
There is an extremely important country called Britain the great
In it 5 people are being deluded into thinking they are making a film not about delusion but all about delusion
After all how would they know they were being deluded, if they were being deluded?
Absolutely dangerously dangett...
My condition is a delusion created to escape my blame
And Dave thinks that glasgow police are superheros, which his brain must have created
When the railings rattle in a mad bit of Glasgow the police make him feel safer.
So his condition is a delusion based on fear it seems mainly
But that's nothing like me

[Chorus:]
Deluded in dy mind
I do good things and never lie
But sometimes our minds can be liars
And that's why it wasn't I

Belidia is nothing like me
She's really unlucky life see
She's prone to getting into a tight squeeze
She's broken 7 bones in her life see
There's no condition of delusion when it comes to Belidia at all
I thought I might be deluded cause her tale is ruddy unbelievable
A dislocated shoulder and a stolen car and a whole steal more
Her condition is of no dilusion Belidia is real to the core
But that's nothing like me either

[Chorus:]
Deluded in dy mind
I do good things and never lie
But sometimes our minds can be liars
And that's why it wasn't I

Steve I think he might be like me
I felt that his mind might just be lying
Something about him didn't quite fit
This is why I really like Steve
Steves opinion is a conclusion that a road can curse it's drivers
Which initially I figured was either stupid or at best his mind was mad
But how can I say he's stupid when the thing about delusions is that I wouldn't know I was mad
Steves only condition is thatit's my opinion he's deluded but maybe I am
So there's no way to tell delusions
From the concrete given facts
Maybe the common consensus
Is actually just madness
Maybe the whacky mad man
Is actually not mad
And maybe if I carry on shouting
You'll forget what I do bad

[Chorus:]
Deluded in dy mind
I do good things and never lie
But sometimes our minds can be liars
And that's why it wasn't I

So Dave is nothing like me
Belidia is nothing like me
Steve is nothing like me
But Bigfoot, that's a different story