Don't Call Me

If you get yourself in another one of your binds
Run for help, yell for someone, pray for a sign
Dial 911, light a roadside flare
Up and run, I don't care
Just don't, don't call me

If your truck breaks down, if it all falls apart
Leave it on the shoulder, just get out, take a walk
If your shoes hurt your feet, take 'em off
Probably do ya some good, hell, maybe a lot
Just don't, don't call me

Well don't, don't call me
With another of your emergencies
Didn't you say you outgrew me
When you chose to up and leave?
Don't call me

If you wake up in jail and they let you use the phone
Even if mine's the only number you know
You gotta figure it out on your own
You used up your favours a long time ago
So don't, well don't call me

Well don't, don't call me
With another of your emergencies
Didn't you say you outgrew me
When you chose to up and leave?
Don't call me
Oh no you don't!

Well don't, don't call me
With another of your emergencies
Didn't you say you outgrew me
When you chose to up and leave?
Don't call me
Oh you don't call me

(Try sortin' it out yourself) don't call me!
(Pick up a book and get self help) that's right, you don't call me!
(1800, go to hell, there's always been someone else) don't call me!
No, no, no (you can lean on your other ex)
(I know y'all still text) don't call me!
(Call your mom, she'll fix your mess) don't call me!
(Call your doctor!) You don't call me!
(Your lawyer if you can afford one) don't call me!
(Lose my number, don't call Brandi, and don't call me)

(Call your spiritual guider; voodoo might help) don't call me
(Your tattoo artist; somebody else can get this party started)