Sharing's Good (The Finale) - From "Horrible Histories: The Movie"

Things aren't always what they seem,
Celts aren't all wild,
Romans aren't all mean,
If you open your mind we can break down doors,
that's exactly what you did do, of course,
Loads of stuff that we'll let you keep,
But I'm taking that pig,
and I'm havin' that sheep!
Take 10% that's common practice
I call that theft
We call it Taxes!
Brought you loads,
Towns and Roads,
Shared our plumbing and baths,
Britain upgraded,
Because you invaded
Yeah but let's not talk about that,
Sharing's good, Sharing's alright
Best it doesn't start with a fight,
Merge our cultures, mix our past,
Maybe next time wait to be asked
Sharing's good, Sharing is fun,
Shame you had to kill everyone,
Try our fashion,
Buy our bling,
I wouldn't be seen dead wearing that thing,

We'll teach you to read and write,
'excuse me, Have I spelt this right?'
Help you all to be more brainy,
If you could make it a bit less rainy,
Celery ... Cabbages ... Sundials, Calendars, Cats
We're more effective, as a collective,
If you take these nettles back,
Sharing's good, Sharing is kind,
Invading's rude though I'll think you'll find,
What if we say 'Sorry Brits?'
Build us an aquaduct, we'll call it quits,
Sharing's good, Sharing is great,
Won't speak your language though, okay mate,
Keep our customs, ways of old,

As long as you do what you're told

Have to admit my view is reframed,
Turns out that place is not just a stain,
Lead has it's uses and Britain produces,
Tin I could trade for a massive gain,
I'll rule those Celts 'til the day I die,
Which'll be ages I'm a healthy guy,
It's not like the army will ever rebel,
forcing this emperor to say farewell,
Sharing's good, Sharing's easy,
Though we're like chalk & cheesy
side by side the future's bright,
Come on Rome and Celts unite!
Share ideas, sharing our land,
Now we all work hand in hand,
Our Horrible History over and done,
Romans and Celts, come on everyone,
Sharing's good, Sharing's friendly,
Looks like a happy ending,
Shame it started with combat,
Let's not talk about,
Let's forget about,
Let's just gloss over that!