Pervert Nurse

You're in the hospital and you're hurt
And here comes your favorite pervert nurse
And she's so clean, and she's so neat
And a week of therapy and everything may work again

Because she's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh)
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh)

Now you're in therapy, the bath
A shot to make you feel so good
She's back to check you
And turn you inside out, until you don't know what to do

Because she's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh)
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh)

Test tubes, blood pressure
Hemoglobin layer
Sugar count
You're a diabetic, my friend
(Oh-oh)

Here comes the pill, and it's deep
And a few more minutes, and maybe you can sleep
You've got an infection and you're back
You've got a surprise in the hospital sack

You know it with your, with your pervert
With your pervert nurse (oh-oh)
She's a pervert, nurse, she's pervert
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh)
Go

Yeah
(Oh-oh)
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh)

Shuttle down that alleyway, not much time to waste
Feel that pain inside, feel that pain inside
Can't you feel in burning? Can't you feel the pain?
Go ahead and give it to me, it's all the same

Now don't worry, big boy
This won't hurt a bit