Fifty Won

Oh if you had half my time
Would you have half a mind to do it
And if the temperature's rising
Do you think you could soldier through it

Finally got my bearing
I could see what you was wearing
And it weren't no hard-on
Your sleeve

And despite people's derision
Proved to be more than diversion oh
And sha-la-la-la
Later on

You couldn't even see the museum
Through the hail storm
It's probably pretty warm in Tehachapi
You can see the dais below

You were wasted half the time
I had half a mind to care

Please sit down and relax
If you're all done that means fifty won
So please sit down and relax
Remember how you used to be

But now you couldn't even see the arboretum
Through the fire storm
And unlike the bridge to Kalama
It sure was taking a toll

We were wasted half the time
I had half a mind to care

But please sit down and relax
Cause the night is young
And my headache's gone
So please sit down and relax
I can't recall the last time you were okay

Now sitting and relaxing...
Run for the hills
Cause the shit runs downward
And I never once saw you try
Now try and emerge from your castle

Gazing down
The wreckage and the ruins of downtown
But you won't drown
If the tidal wave cones washing through the town
But you won't be found
Between those massive fault lines in the ground
No you're safe and sound

It's all downhill from here
Welcome to your nightmare