Gamer 4 Life

Round 1
I guess it all started with Nintendo, it got me hooked bro
I got the pack with Duck Hunt and Mario
I played Zelda for days, Link's never been phazed
Kill Ganon, get the Tri-Force crystal
Punch Out is what it's all about, I'm gonna make Glass Joe's teeth fall out
10-Yard Fight, then to Tecmo Bowl
Back and forth, Bo Jackson's out of control
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start, and then
You'll have enough lives, and you might survive long enough to see Contra's end
Then we got the S.N.E.S. and we got Street Fighter 2
And my girl Chun Li has got a thousand kicks, so tell me what you gonna do?

Ninja Turtles, and the Battletoads, Nintendo Power for the maps and cheat codes
Then there's Mega Man, you know he's the man
Kicking Dr. Wiley's Ass to a bad-ass soundtrack
I wanna kick it with Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad
And Yoshi, I wanna win ya a big trophy
Double Dragon, and the Maniac Mansion, Metroid and Strider
Bionic Commando, and Golgo 13

Round 2
How 'bout the Sega Genesis, are you with this?
'Cause Sonic and Tales ain't new to this
Earthworm Jim catapults a cow
ToeJam and Earl, what they gonna do now?
EA Sports, NHL Hockey
Scoring goals and punching dudes like Rocky
John Madden, Bill Walsh, NBA Jam
He's on fire! When I slam
Shining Force 1, 2, and 3
The one for the Saturn and Sega CD
Then there's Blackthorne, Flashback, Out of this World
I'm going through the Dragon's Lair to get the girl
Rock 'N Roll Racing, Star Wars, and Doom
It's a wonder how I ever even left my room

Mean Bean Machine dropping rocks on my dreams
As I walk Streets of Rage, Axel's getting enraged
Got Road Rash, I'm so fast, as I pass you're head's smashed
And then Mortal Kombat blew up and changed the game
So Sonic is rolling, Robotnik's patrolling
An Altered Beast's forming to kill Ghouls 'N Ghosts
Nintendo or Sega, they're birds of a feather
It didn't matter which was better, I wanna play games forever

From all the way back when I hunted the Wumpus
I kept on gaming and who would of thunk this
Would turn into a lifetime labor of love
Then the Playstation hit me like a flood

Round 3, the Playstation, numbers 2-4
Begin!
I'm the Brutal Legend, I'm the God of War
I'm in Mass Effect, Fractured but Whole
I'm Raiding your Tomb in Uncharted places
I Bioshock Big Daddies' faces
Silent, stealth, I got the Hitman precision
Gonna bring home the wealth
The Assassin's Creed is to not make a sound
I'm Batman, Go-Go Gadget beatdown
Left hand: fire, right hand: mace
I'm the king of Skyrim, don't get in my face
I raise an orc army in the Shadow of War
I shoot arrows at robot dinosaurs
Kill for coin, that's how this Witcher was bred
And now the Last of Us are just some Walking Dead
But I'll stay alive in this Dragon Age
'Cause I kicked it with Mario on the Streets of Rage

But oh wait, what's this?
A sudden nice place to rest?
And there's a bunch of extra health
And it's littered with treasure chests
Obvious save spot right over there
Ominous doorway right up the stairs
You view the clues and start to unravel
You're heading straight towards
The BOSS BATTLE!

Take aim and another head shot
I'm gamer proud, gamer for life
Grind levels, gain XP
I'm gamer proud, gamer for life
Raid castle, save princess
I'm gamer proud, gamer for life
Lose sleep and feel shitty
I'm gamer proud, I'm gamer proud, I'm a gamer for life
Complete the side quests, no hurry
I'm gamer proud, gamer for life
Forget to shower, feel dirty
I'm gamer proud, I'm gamer proud, I'm a gamer for life
Get currency, buy goods
I'm gamer proud, gamer for life
Can't get off the couch, but I know I should
I'm gamer proud, I'm gamer proud, I'm a gamer for life