The Dudebro in the Front Row

I'll be the Dudebro in the front-row
Muttering profanities
About murdering middle-class families
At the Bernie Sanders rally

I'll be a good-looking, book-cooking banker
Selling short securities
With an inexplicable anger
And an ever-growing hunger

I'll be a right-wing red-pill left-swipe
Lying to my wife
When I list to her the reasons
That I can't sleep at night

I'll be an average American white male
With ample opportunity
Watching from my window
As the world revolves around me



Credits
Writer(s): Kyle Robert Law
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

Link