This Is Christmas

It's Christmas time
It's Christmas time
It's Christmas time
It's Christmas time again
Let's go!

Nothing says December
Like pissing in the snow
Going to McDonald's
Just to get some hot cocoa
Then the big, red, fat man
He smelled like tobacco
He asked me to sit on his lap
And I just screamed "oh no"
Let's all drink some eggnog
And yell out "Ho ho ho"
I'm scared of my uncle
Underneath the mistletoe

I promise I'll be good this year
I'll do what I was told
Feeling all this Christmas cheer
And playing in the snow

It's Christmas time again (Be nice to all your friends)
It's Christmas time again (All my Juul pods are mint)
It's Christmas time again (My nipples stand on end)
It's Christmas time again (Let's hope it never ends!)

It's time for Hallmark movies
To be on the T.V
Along with marathons
Of a "Christmas Story"
No nut November
It's over thankfully
Now it is December
And I need to clean my sheets
Let's get back to Christmas
Where I can be jolly
And open up the presents
All around the Christmas tree

I promise I'll be good this year
I'll do what I was told
Feeling all this Christmas cheer
Wait, Florida doesn't even snow!

It's Christmas time again (Be nice to all your friends)
It's Christmas time again (All my Juul pods are mint)
It's Christmas time again (My nipples stand on end)
It's Christmas time again (Let's hope it never ends!)

It's Christmas time again
It's Christmas time again

It's Christmas time again (Be nice to all your friends)
It's Christmas time again (All my Juul pods are mint)
It's Christmas time again (My nipples stand on end)
It's Christmas time again (Let's hope it never ends!)



Credits
Writer(s): Tony Koon
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